Drinks

What's more 'Merican than wanting it all? Nothing, that's what. And now, with our mixed case offering, you can have it.   That's right, baby: all five flavors of 'Merican ingenuity, know-how, and Freedom Concentrate stuffed in the same box like a dysfunctional family of four traveling a buck-10 down the...
Ever been riding a snowboard down a Colorado mountain, two pistols in the air,blindly shooting off rounds while "America the Beautiful" blasts in your ear pods? If you answered yes, congratulations: you know what Alpine Pew Pew tastes like. If you answered no, then strap in, tuck your mullet into...
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Lying in his death bed on March 28th, 1969, Dwight Eisenhower was asked by a family member what his favorite thing was. His answer? Victory. The family member pressed further. "What's victory to you, like?" Tears welling in his eyes, reflecting on the end of a life of valor, ike...
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Have you ever emptied a bottle rocket, filled it with French fries, canned cheese, and American flags, stuffed the entire thing in a deep-fried turkee, lit the entire thing on fire and held it over your head standing in the back of a '67 El Camino, driving past the Washington...
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At this point there are more bikins than grains of sand on the beach and you're rolling around in bright neon board shorts, a Hawaiian shirt, and a captain's hat you stole from a one-eyed old guy in a bar last night. In other words: it's Spring Break on Daytona...
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History tells us that, before the Battle of Princeton, morale was low. The Soldiers, home-weary and in need of encouragement, turned to their leader, George Wahington. George wondered aloud, "How shall I rally these men for a battle?" He then took a sip of fruit punch that Martha had lovingly...
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The Sights. The Sounds. The time you asked Carry-Anne out and threw up on your shoes because you ate way to many funnel cakes and rode the Whirly Bird 18 times in a row. Yes, we are talking about the Country Fair: a rite of passage for millions in this...
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