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'Merica Energy® Drink - Full Case of Victory
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Lying in his death bed on March 28th, 1969, Dwight Eisenhower was asked by a family member what his favorite thing was. His answer? Victory.
The family member pressed further. "What's victory to you, like?" Tears welling in his eyes, reflecting on the end of a life of valor, ike spoke his final words: "Victory is kicking a Nazi in the pee-hole while drinking a cream soda." In honor of ike, we've canned that feeling in a test. Enjoy.
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