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Patriot's Whey

$35.99

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It’ s as if we traveled back in time to your grandma’ s house in 1986, sat in on your family BBQ, bottled all the delicious desserts, and came back to the present with the formula intact. That’ s why we call it the Revolutionary’ s Protein: because it’ s so damn tasty that it’ s revolutionary\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis ain’ t your dad’ s protein – the one that tastes like George’ s wooden teeth. 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Liberty Ballz

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{"id":10691598531,"title":"Liberty Ballz","handle":"liberty-ballz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ns-hide\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOperation Hormone Freedom\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ticks\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSupports healthy testosterone levels\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncreased libido\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBalanced estrogen levels\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ns-hide\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003esplit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProclaim LIBERTY throughout all the pants unto all the inhabitants thereof.” We print this screed as a testament to the power of Liberty Ballz to liberate balls, big and small, from the tyranny of beta-hood. The product contained herein is your declaration of ball-independence; a solemn proclamation to never again cast aside your balls to the prison of purses, watching The View, or drinking mocha Frappuccino. For now and forever, stand tall on the shoulders of giants who lost their balls to protect yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ns-hide\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003esplit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ns-hide\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-labels-tabs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-1\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"modal-img\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2025\/9015\/files\/Liberty-Ballz-label.jpg?16913316229016965802\" alt=\"label-img\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","published_at":"2017-07-26T06:45:54-04:00","created_at":"2017-07-26T06:47:09-04:00","vendor":"'Merica Labz","type":"","tags":[],"price":4999,"price_min":4999,"price_max":4999,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":42749303363,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Liberty Ballz","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":4999,"weight":28,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":-265,"inventory_management":null,"inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2025\/9015\/products\/merica-products-ballz.jpg?v=1542949222"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2025\/9015\/products\/merica-products-ballz.jpg?v=1542949222","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":384150667337,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1080,"width":1080,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2025\/9015\/products\/merica-products-ballz.jpg?v=1568980133"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1080,"media_type":"image","src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2025\/9015\/products\/merica-products-ballz.jpg?v=1568980133","width":1080}],"content":"\u003cdiv class=\"ns-hide\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOperation Hormone Freedom\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ticks\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSupports healthy testosterone levels\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncreased libido\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBalanced estrogen levels\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ns-hide\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003esplit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProclaim LIBERTY throughout all the pants unto all the inhabitants thereof.” We print this screed as a testament to the power of Liberty Ballz to liberate balls, big and small, from the tyranny of beta-hood. The product contained herein is your declaration of ball-independence; a solemn proclamation to never again cast aside your balls to the prison of purses, watching The View, or drinking mocha Frappuccino. For now and forever, stand tall on the shoulders of giants who lost their balls to protect yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ns-hide\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003esplit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ns-hide\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-labels-tabs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-1\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"modal-img\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2025\/9015\/files\/Liberty-Ballz-label.jpg?16913316229016965802\" alt=\"label-img\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e"}

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Uncle BAM

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{"id":1697027260489,"title":"Uncle BAM","handle":"uncle-bam","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ns-hide\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAdipose Ass-Kicker\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ticks\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePotent thermogenic action\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncrease feelings of satiety\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncrease lipolysis\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ns-hide\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003esplit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUncle Sam is the personification of the United States, a muscle-bound, finger pointin' symbol of pure American kick-ass. Uncle BAM is all that, plus more jacked, more kick-ass, and specifically geared to unleashing holy hell all up on your adipose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ns-hide\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003esplit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ns-hide\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-labels-tabs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-1\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"label-img\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2025\/9015\/files\/Uncle-Bam-label.jpg?8678677298851156093\" class=\"modal-img\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","published_at":"2018-10-16T11:44:12-04:00","created_at":"2018-10-16T09:56:58-04:00","vendor":"'Merica Labz","type":"","tags":[],"price":4399,"price_min":4399,"price_max":4399,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":6152,"compare_at_price_min":6152,"compare_at_price_max":6152,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":15412422934601,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Uncle BAM","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":4399,"weight":57,"compare_at_price":6152,"inventory_quantity":-59,"inventory_management":null,"inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2025\/9015\/products\/thumbnail_merica-products-bam_a1e45770-eda5-4c3f-922e-4370ae3086d8.jpg?v=1542949238"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2025\/9015\/products\/thumbnail_merica-products-bam_a1e45770-eda5-4c3f-922e-4370ae3086d8.jpg?v=1542949238","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":1048266670153,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1080,"width":1080,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2025\/9015\/products\/thumbnail_merica-products-bam_a1e45770-eda5-4c3f-922e-4370ae3086d8.jpg?v=1569168928"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1080,"media_type":"image","src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2025\/9015\/products\/thumbnail_merica-products-bam_a1e45770-eda5-4c3f-922e-4370ae3086d8.jpg?v=1569168928","width":1080}],"content":"\u003cdiv class=\"ns-hide\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAdipose Ass-Kicker\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ticks\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePotent thermogenic action\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncrease feelings of satiety\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncrease lipolysis\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ns-hide\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003esplit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUncle Sam is the personification of the United States, a muscle-bound, finger pointin' symbol of pure American kick-ass. Uncle BAM is all that, plus more jacked, more kick-ass, and specifically geared to unleashing holy hell all up on your adipose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ns-hide\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003esplit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ns-hide\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-labels-tabs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-1\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"label-img\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2025\/9015\/files\/Uncle-Bam-label.jpg?8678677298851156093\" class=\"modal-img\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e"}

Guts'n Glory

$44.99

{"id":2031654076489,"title":"Guts'n Glory","handle":"gutsn-glory","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ns-hide\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOrgan Defender\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ticks\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHelp promote healthy digestion and nutrient metabolism\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAssist maintaining healthy major organ functions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDeliver and assist in metabolizing key vitamins and minerals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ns-hide\"\u003e\u003cp\u003esplit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou need to sacrifice your guts to get the glory. But that sacrifice can leave guts...well, with no glory. To rectify that we've created Gutsn' Glory, a comprehensive organ and general health support formula to ensure your guts are always battle-ready.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ns-hide\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003esplit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ns-hide\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-labels-tabs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-1\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"modal-img\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2025\/9015\/files\/Guts-N-Glory-label.jpg?9769278315671104015\" alt=\"label-img\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","published_at":"2019-01-29T09:24:42-05:00","created_at":"2019-01-24T10:37:54-05:00","vendor":"'Merica Labz","type":"","tags":[],"price":4499,"price_min":4499,"price_max":4499,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":18822854606921,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Guts'n Glory","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":4499,"weight":337,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":-76,"inventory_management":null,"inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2025\/9015\/products\/merica-products-guts.jpg?v=1548344278"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2025\/9015\/products\/merica-products-guts.jpg?v=1548344278","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":1719556145225,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1080,"width":1080,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2025\/9015\/products\/merica-products-guts.jpg?v=1569327926"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1080,"media_type":"image","src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2025\/9015\/products\/merica-products-guts.jpg?v=1569327926","width":1080}],"content":"\u003cdiv class=\"ns-hide\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOrgan Defender\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ticks\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHelp promote healthy digestion and nutrient metabolism\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAssist maintaining healthy major organ functions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDeliver and assist in metabolizing key vitamins and minerals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ns-hide\"\u003e\u003cp\u003esplit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou need to sacrifice your guts to get the glory. But that sacrifice can leave guts...well, with no glory. To rectify that we've created Gutsn' Glory, a comprehensive organ and general health support formula to ensure your guts are always battle-ready.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ns-hide\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003esplit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ns-hide\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-labels-tabs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-1\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"modal-img\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2025\/9015\/files\/Guts-N-Glory-label.jpg?9769278315671104015\" alt=\"label-img\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e"}

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