Few things are more American than our summer traditions: bbqs, baseball, Nascar, sporting events, and, of course, the greatest day of the year Black Friday, next only to 4th of July of course.

Yet, we always run into the issues caused by the sun, a communist ball of inconceivably hot plasma that equally shares its warmth and wealth with everyone, smugly laughing in the face of our great American capitalism (it also, you know, makes it harder to see stuff).

But fear not, now you can flip the bird to that commie SOB with our very 'Merican BOOM Shades!

Equipped with sleek frames with reflective mirrored lenses, adjustable nose and ear pieces and optional American flag croakies, these shades are what every 'Merican needs this summer!

Boom Shades (Limited Time Offer)