ImPEACHment

 "Treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors." These are the acts that Article 2,Section 4 of the United States Constitution, the greatest living document on this green earth, defines as impeachable offenses.

Well, the only treasonous thing about ImPEACHment flavored Red, White & BOOM is not drinking it. The only bribery going down here is your brain bribing your mouth to drink more of it, specifically by releasing details about your mouth's tawdry exploits in Daytona Beach for Spring Break '08. And the only high crime or misdemeanor is not ripping your clothes off to expose your stars n'stripes undies when you swig back this freedom fruit, this 'Merica medley, this libertylicious peachy keen 'Merican dream.

• Sugar-free
• Zero calorie 
• No artificial colors
• 200mg Caffeine
• Non-proprietary blend
• Single Can - $3.99
• Case of 12 - $29.99