DO YOU FREEDOM?
Well, do you? This is ‘Merica: land of the free, home of the brave. And yet how many supplements have you stuffed in your gullet that represent that? The answer is zero. Well, all that changes now. ‘Merica Labz is like mashing apple pie, Liberty, Freedom, all three of the Die Hard movies, and pure, unadulterated samples of Abe Lincoln’s beard into a tub and serving it inside of a ham, which is inside of a deep-fried turkey, then served on Independence Day – then frozen and re-served in F’ing Freedom Sandwiches on Veteran’s Day.