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Land Of The Free. Supplements Of The Jacked.

Do You Freedom?

Well, do you? This is ‘Merica: land of the free, home of the brave. And yet how many supplements have you stuffed in your gullet that represent that? The answer is zero. Well, all that changes now. ‘Merica Labz is like mashing apple pie, Liberty, Freedom, all three of the Die Hard movies, and pure, unadulterated samples of Abe Lincoln’s beard into a tub and serving it inside of a ham, which is inside of a deep-fried turkey, then served on Independence Day – then frozen and re-served in F’ing Freedom Sandwiches on Veteran’s Day.

In other words, we’re about that ‘Merican Way.

 

RED WHITE & BOOM

Life, liberty, and pre-workout energizing mega-crushfests – the American way. You know the feeling you get on Veteran’ s Day, watching the American flag nobly twist in the wind, while a true patriot belts out the Star Spangled Banner? Yeah, us too. So we mixed it with some wicked stims, some performance modulators, and bottled it.

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LIBERTY BALLZ

Proclaim LIBERTY throughout all the pants unto all the inhabitants thereof.” We print this screed as a testament to the power of Liberty Ballz to liberate balls, big and small, from the tyranny of beta-hood. The product contained herein is your declaration of ball-independence; a solemn proclamation to never again cast aside your balls to the prison of purses, watching The View...

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